How to Trauma Bond with a Guy on Your First Date

Skip the small talk. Go straight for your date's childhood trauma. If that feels too direct, just let the rant about how much of a bitch his ex was for an hour. Empathize. Offer insights. Share your own damage—from your ex or your family, either one will do just fine. Feel that spark of connection? Congratulations—you've just pre-qualified for a premium level trauma bond!