How to Answer "Do You Want To Have Kids" Question

If a woman you've just met asks you "Do you want to have kids?" Answer: Yes. Because she might tell you "I'll give you a child". If she tells you that, do not by any means say "Lets cross that bridge when we get there" because she might start crying and tell you you're being insensitive to her beautiful offer and have hurt her feelings. If that happens—apologize profusely. Fuck boundaries-shmoundaries. Better yet, next time if you're asked if you want to have kids, just answer "No".