The "Easy Target" Fallacy

When two insecure people are into you and you're feeling lonely, horny or bored always pick the more insecure one. Think: "This is just a fling. The breakup will be easy."

Discover within 2 weeks that "insecure" doesn't mean "weak"—it means "tenacious." You wanted a fling, but what you got is a prison warden and a 20-year stretch for the crime of leaving.

The rule is: Insecure people are like Hotel California—you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.