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The Great Chickenshit Strategy
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The Great Chickenshit Strategy

If on date #2 a woman asks you "How much of a chance do you think we have together?", always answer "Great chance." Suppress the internal scream. Convert that dread into a free bonus date. Breakup text will arrive shortly after.

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