The power of positive thinking

If a girl you're in a situationship with says, "You should come to bachata class," immediately reframe it. Don't think "friend zone" or "empath with shit boundaries." Instead, convince yourself she's giving you a coded invitation—that after a night of sensual dancing, you'll be grinding your hips on her living room floor. (Obviously, that's her master plan, and she's definitely not just trying to fill a class for her dance instructor.) So go on, sign up. Let your delusion become your destiny.