TU13302 days ago
TU13302 days ago
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How to stay young at heart forever
The Life Hack: Use condoms.
Every time.
No new humans = no real responsibility.
No real responsibility = no need to ever grow up.
Do this diligently into your 40s and 50s.
By then, you'll be so developmentally stalled that you'll be "young at heart forever".
#MessyDater #Adulting #PeterPanSyndrome
Every time.
No new humans = no real responsibility.
No real responsibility = no need to ever grow up.
Do this diligently into your 40s and 50s.
By then, you'll be so developmentally stalled that you'll be "young at heart forever".
#MessyDater #Adulting #PeterPanSyndrome
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