👑 The Narcissist Magnets Club

Finally, someone who's got their shit together! Narcissists come pre-packaged with confidence, great hair, and the emotional unavailability of a Swiss bank vault. Your only job? Applaud. You get paid in compliments about how great you look... by their side.
Come bask in their glow—until they find a brighter spotlight.

Club Song 🎵 "You're so Vain" by Carly Simon