🚩 The Red Flag Collectors Club

Why see red flags as warnings when you can see them as suggestions?
We turn denial into an art form. That controlling behavior? Passion!
Those 37 exes who were "all crazy"? He's just misunderstood!
Where others see "toxic", we see "spicy".
Bring your best excuses and join folks who mistake train wrecks for a Lexus.
"I didn't just ignore the red flags—I went on parade with them." — Mark, Master of Disaster
Club Song 🎵 "Toxic" by Britney Spears