Don't Ask, Don't Tell

A nice Jewish boy from LA meets the girl of his dreams on a Birthright trip. By the Wailing Wall, he proposes. She says yes.
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A few months later, at their wedding, he sees three little girls—a blonde, a redhead and a brunette—running around calling his young beautiful bride "Mommy."
Stunned, he pulls her aside. "Who are they?"
"My daughters," she says.
"Daughters?! I thought you were never married!"
She smiles calmly. "I wasn't."